Fletch Gripes

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: Hottie with a Naughty Body
Rating: PG-13
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count ~300
Warning(s): Incest, Slash
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teeny ficlet launched from a scene in Deadliest Catch season 3, episode 7, “New Beginnings” where Captain Phil, in an attempt to turn his fishing luck around, shaves off his beard. After shaving, he goes to the galley to show the crew and Jake can’t help but comment. The quote is real. Just one of the many reasons why I love the Harris family.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta, the_minx_17.
Summary/Excerpt: Phil worries Jake might not be careful enough.


( Hottie with a Naughty Body )

Fandom: Deadliest Catch
Title: A Father’s Pride
Rating: R
Pairing Phil Harris/Jake Harris
Word Count 144
Warning(s): Incest, Slash, unbeta'd
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No disrespect intended. I really do love these guys. All for the love and the fun. I swear. This isn’t real.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficleteeny.
Summary/Excerpt: See title.


( A Father's Pride )

Title: Boodwaggles
Rating: Hard R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Fred/George, Percy
Summary: George and Percy are plagued by Boodwaggles
Warnings: Incest, Slash, Underaged sex, Canon compliant through Deathly Hallows (except for the slash, of course), Post-War
Word Count: 2,634
Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to infringe on the copyrights held by the Corporations or Individuals that are part of Harry Potter. This is purely for enjoyment and no monetary gain is made from it..
Author's notes: Originally written for weasley_fest as a gift for araindog. I must heap oodles of thanks upon my betas. They are awesome individuals and writers and each gave me excellent feedback that I ate up and applied. eeyore9990 & svartalfur, you rock my world. Any mistakes herein are solely mine own. Pass the tissues.


( Boodwaggles )


Concrit greatly appreciated.

x-posted here and there.

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Chronic Compulsion
Rating: PG/PG-13 ?
Pairing Fred/George Weasley
Word Count 167
Warning(s): Twincest
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. No money here. None.
A/N: A teensy weensy ficlet for you. Written for the twinspiration 2nd Annual Fic&Art Fest.
Summary/Excerpt: Not again.


( Chronic Compulsion )

Title: A Fateful Chain of Events
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing(s): George/Fred/Snape/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Mad-Eye/Ron, Bill/Ginny, Dumbledore/Shacklebolt, mentions Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU-ish, I changed a few things from OotP in favor of smut. Can you blame me? * Chan (14,15,16 years of age),Incest, Rimming, Het, Slash*
Summary: Fred and George Weasley learn a lot about themselves and the other members of the Order of the Phoenix.
Prompt: #35 Christmas at Grimmauld Place 5th year, the Twins try out a lust potion in the pumpkin juice - the Order Members are there
Author Note: Forgive me for perpetuating a stereotype but I really couldn't get the image out of my brain! Great big, huge, gaping, gobs of thanks go to my betas, lilyseyes & zebraspots05 They significantly improved the quality of this story. I hope you all enjoy it. Originally written for the santas_lap chan fest.

(  ADULTS ONLY  )

Title: Release
Author: f13tch3r
Requestor: iam_morningstar
Fandom: Doctor Who/Harry Potter Crossover
Pairing: Snape/Ten
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1,169
Warnings: Language, angsty, bottom!Snape, a bit PWP
Summary: The Doctor and Snape find a little relief together.
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, not now or ever. I make no profit from this other than the joy of making these guys shag each other.
A/N: Thanks to my lovely beta, zebraspots05, brilliant as always, m'dear. Originally written for slashfest Round V.5
This is my first ever crossover fic and the first time I've ever written The Doctor. Concrit welcome.


( Release )

Title: Family Affaire
Author: f13tch3r
Recipient: titti
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Word Count: 5,079
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Family dinners can be a grind.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): * Weasleycest, Slash, Rimming.*
A/N: I tried for a little darkness but failed miserably. I hope I hit enough of your kinks for you to enjoy the fic. I had a great time exploring Bill/Charlie. Huge thanks go to my Betas and Britpicker, bar_bar_ella & misstemperance & zebraspots05! Originally written for the hp_springsmut fest. :D (written in March 2007)



( Family Affaire )

Title: Wink and a Smile
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing: Snarry/Tweasley
Word Count: 3,540
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Prompt: Fred and George are trying to set up Harry and Snape. While doing so they discover that their once brotherly love for each other runs way deeper now. How do they react to such a discovery?
Disclaimer: Were I J.K. Rowling, my stories would be so much better!
Warning(s): Slash, Twincest
A/N: I kind of turned this prompt on it's ear. Enormous thanks to my ever-intrepid beta zebraspots05. Originally written for the TwinStuff fest at twinspiration.



( Clicky for Snarry/Tweasley )

'Cesty Weasley Twins drabbly thingy
My first ever of this pairing and the page break is there because I wrote them separately. But they could easily flow one to the other.

( Drabblage )

Title: Share and Share Alike
Author: f13tch3r
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Fred/George
Word Count: 8,815
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Ron learn about sex and the depths of brotherly love.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Warning(s): * incest, slash, foursome, rimming, anal beads, underage sex.*
A/N: Enormous thanks go to my Beta, zebraspots05, who worked lickety split to get this finished. As well as my Britpicker, misstemperance. These two angels worked fast because I was so slow. They have my undying gratitude. Written for the One Big Happy Weasley Family Weasleycest Ficathon. (originally written in November 2006)


( Share and Share Alike )

Title: Of Jesters And Concupiscence
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): FW/GW/SS
Word Count: 2,137
Warnings: Fred and George are not yet of age. Masturbation. Incest.
Summary: Prompt #43 - Severus Snape has no time for jokers in his classroom. Fred and George can appreciate that, and decide to gift him with their time and attention outside of class.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just having a little fun with ‘em.
Author's Note: Written for xylodemon’s Fred and George Ficathon. Enormous thanks go to my beta bar_bar_ella. Any mistakes are mine. (originally written Sept. 2006)

( I have no time for jokers in my classroom! )

Title: Headboy & the Slytherin Head of House
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: SS/BW
Warnings: Slash (that means hot man on man action); mild spanking; PWP
Disclaimer: Not mine. Depicted herein are beloved characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling and all those who are legally attached to the Harry Potter franchise.
Summary: The Head Boy wants some extra attention.
A/N: Someone please come up with a name for this thing. I suck at names. Thanks and smooches to my minx beta arielhime

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Folks, mneomosyne painted a fabulous Valentine's Day Snarry. This fic was written to accompany it. Have a great Valentine's Day!
Title:HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage
Fic rating: PG-13/R?
Art rating: NC-17
Warning: Channish. Certainly, the art is channish, though mneomosyne promises me Harry is sixteen.
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!! I make no money whatsoever off my silly little stories about other people's creations.
A/N: Thanks to my fabulous betas arielhime, vibishan and my lovely Brit picker misstemperance

( HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Courage )

( Snarry Valentine's Day Art )

Recipient: the_con_cept
Title: Pink Perfection
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author: f13tch3r
Rating: PG
Word Count: 145
Warnings: Clichéd writing, implied chan, cross-dressing
Author's Note: Written for Abstract Concept's birthday. I know I never do birthday fics but for whatever reason, this time, I just had to. Sorry, hon, it's unbeta'd but I promise I spelled everything right. My first ever attempt at this pairing. Enjoy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

( Pink Perfection )

Title: Mother's Love
Author: f13tch3r
Fandom/Pairing: Star Trek: TNG – Wesley Crusher/Beverly Crusher
Rating: NC-17 - ADULTS ONLY!!!
Word Count: 297
Summary: PWP of a mother and son.
Disclaimer: Not mine in any way, shape or form and I'm not making a dime!
Highlight for Warnings: * Incest, Het *
A/N: iko & zebraspots05 both on LJ. Thank you!!!
Written for bbtp_challenge. How could I resist?! My first fic in this particular fandom. Eeek! thank you, my minx. you saved me. Not everyone's cuppa, I know. Honestly, if you'd told me I'd write this pairing in this fandom I'd've kicked you in the nuts. But here it is. Try it. It's lovely. You'll love it. Or it'll make you sick. Either way, good times. :-)


( Mother's Love )